>>5523688>>5523689>>5523693>>5523740>>5523773>>5523822>>5523918>"Erm, can we help you?">"Cool head hat, as you can see I am a fellow fan of extraordinary hats.">Prepare your fight or flight response."Ahem--erm.." You clear your throat and attempt to maintain the appreciable distance between yourself and the strange wizard. "That's wonderful headwear--as you can see, I purvey extraordinary hats as well! Can we help you, or--..?"
"<span class="mu-g">Cause Fear.</span>" The wizard's voice is like a rock thrown into a very deep, very dark, very wet well. He waves his strange thurible wand about in the air before you get the chance to reach for yours, and smoke spews from its pulpit.
A bevy of strange images begins to fill your and everyone else's minds.
>Roll a 1d20, Bo3. 