Quoted By:
Lars
(former male model who is now a streamer and aspiring filmmaker. He is wearing sunglasses and an unbelievable purple zebra stripe jacket, he resembles a neon zebra. The Lars appears to be livestreaming a broadcast right now...)
-Hello vriend welcome to the Lars Channel, in case you is not having been introduced to the Lars, I am the Lars, welcome welcome! Today the Lars is making the hardhitting social documentary, ja, as all is knowing, there is being the many social problems in the cities of today, ja, for instance the Lars he think of the poverty, the homeless peoples, the racisms, the drug, the gang, the murders and the crimes, ja, the inequalities, the environmental catastrophe like dolphin that swim into boat and the wars, many many sad phenomena, it remind the Lars of that time he lose ultimate fashion runway competition, the Lars he come second place because top cheater model Olaf bribe judge and make him say the Lars head seem to small for handsome well proportioned body, ja, that was very sad day but the Lars totally over it now and no longer dwell on it very much. But most serious social disaster, this Lars come document now, this great tragedy, very very serious especially for younger generation, the Lars he discover very dangerous peril in the society, ja, it is called Decline Of The Goth. Basically no one Goth any more, ja, no-one is learning to be sad in the correct way. Therefore the Lars document this sign of decline, decline of the Goth, as warning for future, when Goth is becoming to verge of extinction, the Goth die out to great loss of the society, ja?
