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When Profane was a wee lad, he found a book and read a random part of it. It told the story of a random guy with a hangover on a boat messing around with a night watchman and throwing rat traps everywhere. The important thing Profane remembered was the part where the man writes in chalk on the boat "SCREW THE SUSANNA SQUADUCCI" and "DOWN WITH ALL YOU RICH BASTARDS", which resonated so much with Profane that he named himself after the character who wrote the words, Benny Profane. Profane then asks you what you think of "aristocrats".
