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Convinced that your conversation with the Nguyens killed more of your brain cells than the ‘drink’ you’re currently sipping did, you bid the two gentlemen a farewell and take both drinks in hand!
“One more thing, bro!” Lee shouts, nearly causing you to trip! Regaining your footing just in time, you turn around and raise an eyebrow their way. Yeah?
“If you’re planning on going in there…”
Y-<span class="mu-i">yea</span>?
Lee Leens across the bar and motions you closer! You oblige, obviously.
“<span class="mu-i">Make sure to put a SOCK or something on the doorknob of the room you wanna stay in!</span>”
You blink. Uh-huh.
“Y’know,” He adds with a knowing wink, “That or something belonging to the <span class="mu-i">LADY-FRIEND</span>, you feel?”
Yea, you huff, you fee-
“<span class="mu-i">So that no one interrupts your ‘PRIVATE TIME’.</span>”
Yep, you got i-
“<span class="mu-s">SEX</span>.”
Jesus <span class="mu-i">CHRIST</span>, you got it! Storming off before they can elaborate further, you join Pepper at the dessert table and find her stuffing her face full of sweets like a diabetic hamster! So, you begin as you sidle up next to her, you think you’ve got enough intel to <span class="mu-i">JESUS</span> <span class="mu-s">CHRIST!</span>
“Yoooo, bud!”
You almost didn’t notice him, but once you do it’s impossible to <span class="mu-i">un</span>see–caked in a mountain of sprinkles lies your old pal Raj-the skater boi grinning like an idiot underneath a layer of multicolored sugar crystals! What uh, you mutter, what are you <span class="mu-i">doing</span>, man?
“‘S a <span class="mu-i">party</span>, right?” He counters, as if you just asked him how many legs he had, “Hey dude, super stoked to hear you’re okay-got the lowdown from Pepper-”
Your companion emphatically clears her throat as she pokes the <span class="mu-s">PIZZA MIND</span> logo on her hat a few times.
“-<span class="mu-i">CINI!</span>” Finishes Raj as he nods his head and sends sprinkles all over his spot on the table, “<span class="mu-s">PEPPERONCINI,</span> that’s right! She told me everything, dude!”
What the hell happened to ‘<span class="mu-i">LYDIA</span>’, you ask, crossing your arms and frowning at the change.
“Seemed more thematically-appropriate, chief.” the girl replies, her eyes practically pinpricks from all the sugar in her system! “Was just tellin’ Raj we were going to check out the <span class="mu-s">HOUSE</span>,” she adds as she snatches a drink out of your hands. “Y’know, to give you the tour and all.”
“Oh man, you’re gonna have a <span class="mu-i">BLAST!</span>” Adds Raj as he takes the drink from your other hand with a grateful and very sprinkly nod! “Place is like a <span class="mu-i">PALACE</span>, dude. Comfy pillows and all!”
That’s cool, you reply, taking a few steps away from the sprinklevalanche Raj is causing, but security will probably be looking for <span class="mu-i">Pepperoncini</span> here… not to mention be a little wary of yours truly…
“Exactly.” Nods Pepper as she chugs half her drink, “So what’s the plan, sandcrab?”
Well…
>JUST BLUFF YOUR WAY IN!
>HEAD IN WITH RAJ-PEPPER CAN STAY PUT!
>SLIP IN THROUGH AN UNGUARDED ENTRANCE!
>CAUSE A DISTRACTION!
>WRITE-IN!
