Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>5432678>>5432757>>5432822>>5432837>>5432851>>5433141>>5433279>>5433321You choose to evolve more robust telomeres, to offset the Flounder Feeder casualties inflicted by cancer metastasizing too quickly to be destroyed and the autoimmune disease that follows the majority of eliminated tumors. If the Flounder Feeders possessed a sapient mind, they'd be stricken with a sense of deja vu, somewhere in the burning agony and existential terror. As is, they have to settle for dull pain, a distinct lack of celebratory pheromones, and something too faint to take shape or be named, deep down within.
>Roll 16 1d100s. The first for telomeres, second for radiation, third for biodiversity, fourth for Growth Lumps, fifth for Growth Strands, sixth for Stone Moss, seventh for Sulfur Clumps, eighth for Sulfur Stumps, ninth for Rad Blooms, tenth for Lump Grazers, eleventh for Veg Grinders, twelfth for Crag Hoppers, thirteenth for Latchers, fourteenth for Stompers, fifteenth for Flesh Gnawers, and sixteenth Stumble Scoopers. 