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You clock his intent long before Rodney can make it happen! Ducking to the side and bringing your hands closer to your face, you’re <span class="mu-i">way</span> out of the area code by the time your old pal chucks a handful of <span class="mu-s">FLOUR</span> where your face was mere seconds ago!
“<span class="mu-s">POCKET FLOUR!</span>”
GET <span class="mu-i">REAL!</span>
Bringing your leg up, you counter his clumsy and cowardly attack with a quick <span class="mu-s">ROUNDHOUSE KICK</span> to his hand that sends the remaining powder flying into the air!
Pepper takes a snap of the moment while Rodney uses the momentum from the kick to spin in place and bring a backhand slap whizzing past your cheek! You lean away and back in, of course, bringing your forehead <span class="mu-i">CRASHING</span> into his chest and sending the dweeb stumbling backwards into a nearby tree!
Flattened against the trunk, Rodney shakes it off just in time to pivot out of the way of your counterattack: a brutal right hook that sends chunks of tree bark into the air! As the impact sends pain through your fist and up your arm, you’re caught up in a flurry of lightning-fast jabs from your opponent-though they don’t really knock you for a loop, they do send you backwards, and as Rodney follows up the chin music with an uppercut, you beat him to the punch and deliver a knee straight into his exposed breadbasket!
“D-<span class="mu-i">OOF!</span>”
Stumbling backwards on his stupid cowboy boots, your fellow pizza guy leaves himself open for an attack-<span class="mu-i">yours</span>, in fact!
What do? CHOOSE ONE! (ROLLS COME AFTER)
>PICK HIM UP AND SLAM HIM! TURN RODNEY INTO A WRECKING BALL!
>COMBO TIME! PLAY HIM LIKE A PIANO WITH RAPID ATTACKS!
>PLAY IT SMART-BAIT HIS ATTACKS AND RESPOND ACCORDINGLY!
>WRITE-IN!
