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You leave the credit cards in the wallet, but pocket the <span class="mu-g">MASTER KEY</span> and the <span class="mu-g">SIGIL.</span>
“Whuh… really? We ain’t takin’ da’ cards?” Ly asks with confusion in his tone.
No, you reply solemnly, you don’t want any of this psychotic maniac’s money–not a cent.
“<span class="mu-r">Wow…. S-so cool, sis!</span>”
“Gotta admit, didn’t expect dat’.”
Truth is you don’t actually know how credit cards work, but they don’t need to know that, now do they? Though you don’t take her credit cards, you have no qualms about relieving said psychotic maniac of her <span class="mu-g">BLOOD-SOAKED EYEPATCH AND TIE!</span>
“Yea okay, uh-” stammers the lead security guard as you place the patch over your Goodboynium eye with an unsettling ‘<span class="mu-i">spotch</span>, “You… that’s gonna give you an infection, kid…”
It’ll take more than a little <span class="mu-i">infection</span> to take <span class="mu-s">STANLEY PARBLE</span> down, you retort with a swarthy grin! Besides, this is some <span class="mu-i">nice</span> material here! Is it <span class="mu-i">silk</span>? Whatever it is, you’re keeping it! The tie, well… you’ll figure it out.
Armed with some stylish new accessories, it dawns on you that you haven’t heard from the University crew in a while.
“There <span class="mu-i">IS</span> dat’ crazy blizzard outside…” Ly observes as you glance surfaceward. “I dunno, Stan… mighta’ been a mistake…”
Well you won’t know unless you call, you reason, but first…
Trotting over to Sonny’s corpse for what you hope is the last time, you take a moment to gather some of your spit… a <span class="mu-i">bunch</span> of it… before spitting a big, wet gob onto where her face used to be.
Sick bitch probably woulda’ gotten off on it.
<span class="mu-g">ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!</span>
Your appetite for corpse desecration sated for now, you inform the guards that you’re done with her, prompting them all to pounce on the credit cards like piranhas on a drowned cow!
Heh… what a buncha’ <span class="mu-i">maroons!</span>
>CONTD.
