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There are 7 types of enemy mobs and 5 legendary arch-villains enlisted in the Disco Division. Let's learn who our enemies are! (stats subject to change)
There's Private Potato Salad, Lieutenant Limbo, Master Sergeant Stanky Legg, Major General Monkey Bravo, and their Supreme Commander, Tango.
They leads masses of manic malingerers! There are the Boom-Boxers, Jive Turkeys, Breaktrancers, Safety Dancers, Haka Hulks, Dagga Drivers and Ballroom Blitzers!
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Wow! That's a lot of gallivanting goons!! Good thing each Mutant Mosher can move and use TWO (2) actions per turn!! (Basic Attacks, Mutant Powers, or Special Interactions)
Now, let's get this rinkydink ruse on the road with...
A tutorial fight!!
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The Iron Boot makes it to the bottom floor of his apartment building, and greets his first-responder Mutant Mosher teammates (you) in the lobby! As they formulate a plan, none other than the puerile Private Potato Salad herself bursts through the window with a squad of a Boom Boxer, a Safety Dancer, and a Breaktrancer!
They're all grooving out to The Casualties and The Ramones. They flap their arms, bang their heads, and stamp their feet.
They spot The Iron Boot not dancing and ask what his deal is, man!
The crew of first responder mutants valiantly step to his defense.
"Hey! He may smell poorly..."
"...drool a lot..."
"...have a bad sense of fashion..."
"...and be a bit of a cranky coot!
"...But you've got to stop dancing! This is madness!"
They won't listen to reason, and they won't stop trying to get you to dance with them!! It's kind of tempting!!! It's a fight!!! They wanna dance you dead!!
>After you've created your Mutant Mosher, stage them in the PINK, NUMBERED STARTING ZONE. Tell me which pink numbered hex you wish to spawn in. Only one Mutant Mosher can occupy a hex at a time. The map in this image is the actual Tutorial map!
