>>6002901>>6002904>>6002917>>6002930>>6002938>>6002951>>6002967>>6002994>>6003003You tell him about the meaninglessness of existence and the fact you're all gonna die, before accusing him of lying about the gasoline coffee.
"Oh, I'm fucking lying? I'm fucking lying? Okay, loser, I'll show you who's fucking lying! Stay here! And if you try anything... I swear I'll kill you..."
He goes outside for a moment, before coming back in with one of the gas pumper thingies.
He drags you by the back of your neck into the back room. He places his gun down on the table, which is where the coffee machine is and begins pouring gas into the coffee machine.
"SEE! I FUCKING TOLD YOU! AND GUESS WHAT... YOU'RE GONNA DRINK THIS FUCKING COFFEE!"
The madman actually did it... This guy is definitely dangerous. What are you doing? It's also worth mentioning... you have a matchbook in your pocket.
>Go for the gun>Light a match and throw it into the coffee pot >Jump him>Run>Talk>Do something else (Time Depends) 