>Speak to Agent regarding circumstances of capture for the oddities.You message the Agent directly, just to test how the PDA system functions one-on-one. <span class="mu-i">beep</span> The rabbit ears of the weird rabbit-masked agent twitch and he starts typing a response. (They're real, huh.)
employee1 (LISA: The Timeless OST - Morons' Theme)
https://youtu.be/bBkSrBVuhxgPM - Agent GUY
MANAGER: Hello Agent.
GUY: Oh this is
GUY: Hey Manager
MANAGER: Can you tell me how you found these anomalies?
GUY: The usual way i og abotu its pick a direciton and go that way when then pcik anotehr direction and go that way agains for another while and teh nretrace my steps and go all the way back
GUY: Its' called [double blind" eggsperimetning
GUY: I don't know where I'm going and I don't know where I'm going. That's two times around
GUY: I've just been employed a few dasy ago so Im a ltitle excited and tired from all the training given to me
MANAGER: Given the results, I'm not going to question the methodology or efficacy of your approach.
MANAGER: It's very
MANAGER: Unique.
MANAGER: Can you go into detail about where you found each anomaly?
GUY: fuck there was a big lab i found and wetn into while i was getting osme food as uaul before getting started on the mission
GUY: everyone was dead
There's a pause.
GUY: i didnt knwo how to read befoer you guys came around and hired me from the big empty so i think im missing 90% of the story
GUY: There was a lot of papers everywhere and many of the continament cells were broken in out nothing left but deat hadn wasted life for a long time
GUY: the lab held a lot of things like worms and other bad things that show up insdie the thing s i kill on a hutn
GUY: there were so many vats and glass jars and everyhing all identical
GUY: i was just walking atound and there was the egg in teh flask sudddenly
GUY: he was really excited to meet someon but i had a really bad feeling about it and i still do
GUY: you guys told me t o garb the most interesting things i oculd find out here as an Acquistiions agent so i took him along
GUY: he complains a lot and he cursed me up and down the entire trip
GUY: I'm not sure about the other one
GUY: He just started follwing me aftea a while I think I wasa putting in a pretty good pace too so he really msut have been interested where i was going
GUY: you guys also told me to put them into boxes before netierng the facility so I put them into the containment cubes you agve me
GUY: sorry if i cant type too well my ribs and eveyrting hur t after getting stabbed by Ed
GUY: Good match
MANAGER: I see.
MANAGER: Thank you for your input Agent.
MANAGER: Keep working on those difficulties in typing and language. We were all there once.
GUY: my pleasure boss
You feel a little disoriented by how simple this guy seems. But then again, it's not that the road brings cryptids and ghouls - the road brings strangers and strange people. Stranger things have wandered out of the wastes.
