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You’ve smashed more roaches in Uncle Emilio’s kitchen than you can count, and this one’s gonna be no different! Ducking and weaving between the <span class="mu-s">NOTBUG’S</span> erratic attacks, you feel a lust for the monster’s blood growing inside you once again…
Even worse, you’re starting to <span class="mu-i">like</span> it!
This time it’s justified, though–finding your opening when the monster’s tattered wing shaves off some of your beard, but nothing vital, you dart in with your <span class="mu-s">MEAT CLEAVER</span> drawn and plunge it deep into a fleshy section nestled between your foe’s armored plates!
A wretched scream fills the tunnels as Raj uses the distraction to kick his attacker off of him, and as your friend prepares to ‘<span class="mu-i">AX</span>’ the <span class="mu-s">NOTBUG</span> a question, you dig your fingers into the top of the monster’s eye sockets and grin at the feeling of something soft and gooey between your digits!
A trio of hairy spikes swipe at your arms, but they only manage to scratch you! Digging in deeper into the vile beast’s eyes, you give the back of one of its legs a kick just in time for Raj to bring the ax blade <span class="mu-s">CRUNCHING</span> into the bug’s shoulder!
Hissing and spitting foul-smelling ichor as it flails madly with its cornucopia of limbs and pointy bits, the creature escapes from your hold when it nearly impales your face with a wayward stinger, and before you can grab it again the beast leaps onto the tunnel wall!
“Don’t let ‘em get away!” Shouts Raj as he rushes to grab his <span class="mu-s">MINING HELMET</span> off the ground! Sensing another opportunity, the <span class="mu-s">NOTBUG</span> gurgles menacingly before preparing to leap at your friend again!
What do!?
>GRAB THE BEAST BY THE LEG AND CARVE IT SOME MORE!
>YOU KNOW THERE’S GAS NEARBY–PERHAPS IT’S TIME TO INTRODUCE THIS FREAK TO SOME FIRE! (FLAMETHROWER? FLARE GUN? MOLOTOVS?)
>PLENTY OF ROCKS IN THIS MINE–SEE HOW THEY DO AGAINST THIS THING’S ARMOR!
>WRITE-IN!
