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Fuck, I lost a bunch of notes on accident, oh well.
Please use Mutant Powers responsibly, and keep track of your Cooldowns.
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Total damage output:
27 to Boom Boxer: -2/25HP ... K.O.!!
3 to Safety Dancer: 19/22HP remaining
6 to Breaktrancer: 6/12HP remaining
Pvt. Potato Salad: unharmed! Apparently, she's got 25 HP just like a Boom Boxer!!
+5 to Iron Boot's next attack (Atomic Weld)
-10 to Lightning Larry's next Resistance Roll (Shocking Grasp)
-1HP to Seneca, as reflected on the map (ULTRACORE)
Breaktrancer is aggro towards The Humorless Bard (Wicked Jeer)
Alright! We've taken the first step towards freeing Port Polka by smashing one of the boys flat in a nasty flurry of crystal claws, bard shouts, static electricity and the superior music of ULTRACORE!
That Boom Boxer never stood a chance, but his buddies might!
Here they come, and they look... Just happy to be alive!
But they smile and dance for all the wrong reasons!
Processing Disco Phase...
