>>5186225Why are you so fixated on JJ getting raped? Why are you assuming that every candidate is some master plotter seeking to extinguish us?
We're not going to be able to look at a criminal database.
You're making this process way more complicated than it needs to be. All we need to do is
>get employee into office>have them sit down to sign fake contract, maybe with tiny letters so they have to lean down to read it>apply friendly the fire axe directly to spine>perform additional strikes as necessary>hide body in woods>profitSpeaking of hiding bodies. We should search for our shovel tonight and fix it up with some nails and wood.
