Well before you send her <span class="mu-i">anywhere</span>, you begin, crossing your arms with a judgemental look on your face, she’s gotta answer a few questions first!
“<span class="mu-r">I’ll try…</span>” The demon nods, still glancing back at the slowly-fading portal every couple of seconds.
Question 1, bitch: why’s she acting so nice and cuddly when you just stopped her from tearing you apart, huh?!
“That <span class="mu-i">is</span> a pretty decent question, actually…” Art mutters as if he thought of it himself!
“<span class="mu-r">I was defending myself.</span>” Replies the demon with a confused look on her face. Sure she was, you growl, and you’re the Queen of Mexico!
“<span class="mu-r">Hey, you attacked me first!</span>” She growls, “<span class="mu-r">When I looked through the portal you were under attack, so I thought I’d help you out! You’re welcome, by the way!</span>”
“Hey, that’s a pretty good impersonation!” Talbot chuckles from the sidelines!
“Yea…” Art agrees with an impressed nod. “Hey, say ‘<span class="mu-i">Shut it, Art</span>!’ next!”
“<span class="mu-r">SHUT IT, ART!</span>”
“Wow,” Ly remarks as Talbot, Art, and Lil’ Stanley all applaud, “She <span class="mu-i">IS</span> pretty good…”
No she’s <span class="mu-i">not</span>, you snap, and she doesn’t sound anything like you! And she totally <span class="mu-i">DID</span> attack you first, so-
“<span class="mu-r">Nuh-UH!</span>” The demon argues, “You rushed me with your stupid BONE CLAWS! What was I supposed to do, huh?!”
Duh, you reply with your trademark eyeroll, don’t come rushing out of an evil portal looking all <span class="mu-r">DEMONIC</span> and twirling a pitchfork, maybe?
“<span class="mu-r">So you attacked ME because I looked ‘DEMONIC’? Racist, much?</span>”
H-hey, you’ve got a <span class="mu-i">lot</span> of demonic friends–like <span class="mu-r">LIL’ STANLEY-</span> you’re pretty sure <span class="mu-i">she</span> came from hell!
Locking eyes with the hellspawn in question, the <span class="mu-i">actual</span> hellspawn recoils a bit as the trash panda menacingly bares her fangs!
https://youtu.be/mjf73oM5O1o>CONTD. 