Seafood pops the corks on a mana and a helff pott, tasting each in turn while you watch, grinning anxiously.
He smacks his lips.
"Supplementary Vital Qi in a suspended medium, as very low quality spirit stones process for the consumption of Mundanes. Tudi."
"<span class="mu-g">Ah! Yiss! Er. Yiss?</span>"
"Did you put poison in these."
"N-no! Toady no dare poisnny Sweetfudd's drinkies!"
"Hm. I did not think so. My eye for talent is not wrong; not even one drop of Alchemic talent in you. But your complexion...is unwholesome. What are you hiding from me, Tudi."
"Ner-ner-nuffinz! Looky! I bringy outy everfin!"
And you do: the whole swagg you got from the armory. At first you think youve impressed him, because he's gone quiet. But then you hear it in his voice:
"Tudi. How much did you take from their stockpile."
"Alluvit! Dissiz alluvit! Now theys (almost) nuffin to foits me wif, and I can clear the whole towny easy!"
You read Seafood's expression and feel yez cockles shrink. He's trying not to kill you.
At last he turns his face from you.
"<span class="mu-r">Short. Sighted.</span>" he says, and doesn't elaborate. He starts swigging the potts instead of booz, while you get to stowing all the stuff you hauled out of the Pouch.
>He's twigged on yez!>Somehow!>And yez still alive!>Letz never try dat again!>Dis munf!<span class="mu-s">[BALANCE SHEET]</span>
>§182.5 + 14 Fudd Lewts + 89 Armory Lewts + 551 Armory Lewts - 12 BOOMputty - 3 Self Patch>=§821.5>68 Dedder Dusts - 3 to repair Dimmies + 19 DD gained>=84 DD>5 Dimm Cult >Toady 11/12HP (+3 from Self Patch) >Kludge Armor 12/12Dur (+4 from stuff) >Helff Swigga 6/6 gluggz<span class="mu-s">[MAIN OBJECTIVE]</span>
>Yang Wuhan still needs 54LM -7 = 47LM>19 + 4 = 23 days remaining >Derreschston pop. 63LM>Derreschston Sus penalty -10 - 3(/15) from Sordyfagg Missing<span class="mu-s">[2C1R]</span>
[CHOICE 1]
>SERCH >Cherch (Ш) (familiarity bonus +15) (mostly sacked apart from kitchen, maybe one or two upstairs roomz...) (if you sack the kitchen it WILL be noticed by breakfast)>Cherch (Ͳ) (familiarity bonus +15 +10) >Pit (familiarity bonus +10) >Mass Grave >Mart Street >Mayorate Court Courthouse (Familiarity bonus +15) >Mayorate Court Residence + Stables >Skirts >BLOOD GETTY >by chokey choke? (GARROTE) >by slashy slash? (DAGGA) >[From whence? Write-in] >CORPSE DUST GETTY >Pit (Dedder Dust collection bonus +40) >KLUDGE / STABBUTTAGG >[What? Write-in] >STALK >Towser >Stumpy >TownBoss >Pit WatchBoss >TRAINAN (Costs §2.5/day) (Carrionpede Form is currently at +4(/4) Hit Chance and +3(/4) Damage) (Gui Li imposes -1 to gains in Form per gain at this time; min gain is +1) (Improvement for TRAINAN is now Total of 3>150, OR Bo3 65)[CHOICE 2]
>Day/Night? [ROLL]
>1D100 >>6088608>>6088604>>608850440hrs
