>>5238252Sons of <span class="mu-i">BITCHES!</span>
“Nobody likes a bad sport, Stan.” Art sighs from a safe distance.
Wriggling in vain against Talbot’s <span class="mu-r">FULL-NELSON,</span> you change tactics and start gnashing your teeth at his forearms as Mitz and Kiki help set up <span class="mu-i">YOUR</span> reward for <span class="mu-i">YOUR</span> pet!
“Should be fine if we leave the pack on the ground, yea?” Mitzi asks, earning a confident nod from both Keek and Stanley Junior! Gripping the nozzle in her tiny claws, the woodland critter wastes no time in sucking up a nearby <span class="mu-g">TRASH BIN!</span>
“Look at her go!” Eddie exclaims as the crowd watches with spellbound eyes! Fiddling with the nozzle, Lil’ Stanley uses her <span class="mu-b">SUPERRACCOON STRENGTH</span> to aim her payload and…
Wait, wha?
“<span class="mu-i">I-Impressive a-adaptation skills!</span>” Denise muses as the raccoon squeezes into the trash can! “<span class="mu-i">Ut-Utilizing tools in s-such an advanced manner–it’s un-unheard of!</span>”
Impressive, sure, but after a few minutes of watching the creature forage, it becomes clear to you and everyone else that Lil’ Stanley has no intention of participating in the contest. Hah! What a stupid animal!
“My turn.” Marcie mutters as she promptly dons the <span class="mu-g">BACKUUM.</span>
“Woohoo.” Gus grunts, pumping his arm once for good measure! Alright, you smirk, maybe you didn’t do so hot, but Marcie’s a greenhorn–at least when Talbot wins you can play it off as professional skil-
Aiming the nozzle as if she’d been doing it for years, Marcie immediately picks out a chunk of debris you hadn’t noticed–one that rumbles in protest beneath a pile of wood and concrete!
“Yea, might wanna choose something smaller there, hotshot.” Talbot chuckles as he watches Marcie with interest! “No way you’re gonna-”
“One sec.” Marcie grunts before flicking the switch to the space <span class="mu-s">ABOVE MAX-SUCK!</span> Just when you’re about to <span class="mu-r">LASER-EYE</span> her for breaking your new toy, you and the rest of the crowd watch in awe as Marcie’s chosen ammo bursts free of the debris revealing it to be some kind of-
“<span class="mu-r">FRUIIIIIT CAAAAAAAAAAARRRT!</span>” Ly shrieks!
Hurtling towards her like a Vitamin C-rich asteroid, the cart changes course when Marcie whips the nozzle towards the target and launches it! The whole street goes silent as the payload streaks towards the billboard before splintering against it with a deafening ‘<span class="mu-i">CRUNCH</span>’!
“Holy <span class="mu-i">SHIT</span>.” Talbot mutters as the billboard shakes on its foundations! “W-well it didn’t fall, so-”
The words barely escape his lips as the billboard’s legs snap free of the building with a massive metallic groan! Toppling backwards, the colossal ad lands behind the building, kicking a cloud of dust into the already ash-filled air!
“<span class="mu-s">AAAAAUGH!</span>” Shrieks an unfamiliar voice from the other side, “<span class="mu-s">OUR AAAAAAAAAMBUSH! IT’S RUIIIINED!</span>”
Wait, wha?
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