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>Initiate pickup line alpha:
>Did it hurt?
>"Did what hurt?"
>"Whe n you cracked the surface of the earth crawling up from the circle of Hell devoted to monstrous hunks?"
You're firing on all cylinders here. You're a a silver bullet coursing into his heart. You extend a hand out toward him, full of poise.
"Did it hurt?" You ask with a debonair wink.
"No." The troll responds.
Oh my god, he dodged. You don't have a backup for pickup line alpha. That typically slays monster pussy.
>Go for a lower brow approach.
>Give him proper flirting instructions.
>Refer him to your beauty.
>Flee.
>[Write-In.]
