Charging towards your opponent at the shot of an invisible starting gun, you drop and slide just as Rodney launches his doughy snare at you!
https://youtu.be/OyX6HnZW8Kc“I AIN’T LOSIN’ THIS TIME, DEE!” He roars as he follows up his attack by flinging dough balls at you like shurikens, “I’M PROVIN’ MYSELF HERE AN’ NOW!”
“Don’t hurt each other~” Adds Vivian as she cheerfully sips from her drink!
Batting the dough darts away from your face, you move to grapple with your rival, but he’s too fast! Leaping over your head with the agility of a gymnast, Rodney grins as he reaches into his jacket and tosses another <span class="mu-s">DOUGH NET</span> towards you from above!
To anyone else it’d be <span class="mu-s">GAME OVER</span> right then and there… but you know pizza dough like the back of your hand… and you know better than anyone that if you can just find the seams where the dough’s connected… <span class="mu-i">THERE!</span>
Delivering a <span class="mu-s">CRESCENT KICK</span> to a particularly floury part of the snare, the whole device splits apart like a plate of spaghetti falling off of the dinner table! <span class="mu-s">RODNEY</span>, you shout as he leaps from wall to wall like a coked-out frog, stop acting so <span class="mu-i">STUPID!</span>
“EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, DEE!” Snaps your opponent as he launches towards you like a snakeskinned <span class="mu-s">MISSILE!</span> Meeting his fist with your own, the two of you become locked in a frantic flurry of punches and parries–neither of you breaking through each other’s defenses!
“You’ve <span class="mu-i">ALWAYS</span> been better!” He continues through gritted teeth! “<span class="mu-s">SMARTER! FASTER! STRONGER! POPULARER!</span>”
An opportunity presents itself as the two of you are knocked off-balance! Bringing your head crashing towards Rodney’s, both of your skulls connect with a crack that travels across the whole mansion!
“I…” He hisses as the two of you struggle to push the other away with your foreheads, “I just need… ONE win… <span class="mu-i">ONE</span> notch on my belt to prove I’m not just… some <span class="mu-s">PUNK!</span>”
Letting loose a feral yell, Rodney manages to push you away just long enough to play a concerto on you with his fists!
“I’LL PROVE IT TO YOU! TO VIV! TO <span class="mu-s">ME!</span>” He snarls as he leans into the attack! But just when he steps back and starts swinging his arm around to wind up a devastating punch, you dart in and deliver a decisive blow!
By grappling him into a <span class="mu-s">BEAR HUG!</span>
“D’awww…” Vivian chirps as her cheeks turn red, “You <span class="mu-i">guys</span>...”
Rodney, on the other hand, is <span class="mu-i">flabbergasted</span>. Befuddled! Confused!
“Dee…” He stammers as he struggles to break free of your <span class="mu-s">IRON GRIP</span>, “What… what da’ Hell are ya’ doin’, bud?”
>CONTD. 