>>6112418https://youtu.be/mVZQ_B0ic3kThere have been a lot of misunderstandings regarding the placement of Bed Dragon in the mecha. For him it was a lot of pain. Being stripped of his gear. Annoyance.
When the merc finally came to his senses on the sun-scorched FILTHY DIRT of Venus, he found himself naked with multiple broken bones. Digging through his memory, he remembered some WHORE pulled him out of the machine and cursed under his breath. How could they do him dirty like that?!
On the way back to base, the megalomaniac spotted a
>>5678593 gaggle of retarded bimbos in swimsuits carrying toy guns. He cackled and quickly found out their pieces were real, when they breathed magenta-hued plasma clouds towards him. Luckily for him, the projectiles weren't very fast.
Channeling his inner rage to overcome the pain, BD hurled himself into the group of female hostiles and used his extensive videogame CQC training to dispatch them one by one. It was mostly his neural spike doing its job, but we don't want to hurt his feelings.
An hour later the dusty and bloody merc arrived at FOB Roadhouse, with fresh first-degree burns and armed with a tiny toy gun. He immediately collapsed into another recovery coma.
>Bed Dragon rejoins team 