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~A Brightborn Apology in support of promoting Rare Sexualities through the Examination of Pure Hyperheterosexuality manifested in Gobliny~
Siding popular consensus has never been the hallmark of those on the right side of history or intellectual honesty. 1
The notion of hyperheterosexuality as the "correct" sexuality merely on the basis of propagative necessity is puerile.
Rare sexualities are of a course superior to the common sexualities, as a gold pleasure lace2 is superior to the spur-copper or oxbeak ore from which it is ultimately drawn.
That Rare Sexuality is not original, or, non-existent in the natural state, is no reason for its suppression or denial of promotion. Rather it must be actively pursued and cultivated precisely for its rarity and difficulty.
Rather, if the normal majority must be correct, and hyperheterosexuality the normal majority, then why do all Darkborn 3 not uphold the humble Goblin as a model of sensual and sexual correctness? Unless it is some unspoken Darkborn qinq to nurse untenable hypocrisies? Of course it is so; it is all ~{they}~ do.
Going by Adventurer accounts, the Monstrous Races, especially Goblins, and the Orcs and Trolls to a next-less extent, seem to manifest the fewest incidences of Rare Sexuality when compared to most other sentient races, even the culturally stunted Squatborn Dwarves.
Goblins, by their nature, are only male, relying on the sexual predation of the females of other species to propagate. Goblins in captivity presented with a sexually prepared trumale homosexual top-exclusive express no sexual interest and, depending on the number of Goblins present, either fear or hostility.
When presented with equally sexually valid numales twinxtrapxubx the Goblins evince initial interest, followed by outrage and a greater willingness to pursue violence belying their numbers.
Thus, in sexual practice if not in sexual psychology it is next to impossible to investigate this, as the discussion of anything sexual with these creatures quickly devolves into a glee of insult and innuendo from the Goblin, the Goblin is hyperheterosexuality manifested in its purest form: heterosexual demogyny without queeriosity or qucq-aversion.
1: Neither has the siding of <span class="mu-i">un</span>popular notions, an observation that often escapes remark. -Editor
2: An Elvish invention without analog in any other culture; an elaborate, constrictive and extremely revealing formalwear worn for aesthetic humiliation through urethral stimulation. Further explanation is not adequate without involving a host of rich and complex Elvish cultural concepts.-Translator
3: i.e. those ignorant or in disagreement with Brightborn thought.-Editor