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You don’t want to sound dramatic, but even without the full extent of her powers Rezalith can and will probably <span class="mu-s">kill</span> you. As such, when your red-eyed opponent swoops over like a sentient and very pissed-off blender, you do what any red-blooded human would do in your situation.
“OI, ‘E’S RUNNIN’!”
You didn’t ask for commentary, but the Cartel Goon’s assessment isn’t far from the truth–what begins with you <span class="mu-s">LIMBO</span>ing beneath Rezalith’s tackle turns into a grim game of tag–and before long she has you scurrying along the circumference of the ‘ring’ like a mouse trapped in a tupperware container with an irate baboon!
H-hey, you sputter as you sidestep a claw swipe so fast that the <span class="mu-i">breeze</span> it generates stings your cheek, weren’t they supposed to give you a <span class="mu-i">WEAPON!?</span>
The Shapedurhershifter’s eyes light up as if she’d just remembered she left the stove on at home! “Hum? Oh! Right! Weapon! Ouber, toss the poor bastard a weapon!” With a noncommittal grunt, one of the Skogs in the audience hurls something into the ring like a javelin… ooh, you <span class="mu-i">hope</span> it’s a javelin!
Diving beneath another angry tackle, you tuck into a roll and grab your armament in one swift movement! Rising to your feet in one fluid move, you whip about to face the fiend with your…
… is this a <span class="mu-i">butter knife?</span>
“Hey, a weapon’s a weapon!” Snickers Sixface as her hardy crew join in a beat later! “Go get ‘em, kid!”
Yea, sure! Reaching for your pocket to grab an <span class="mu-i">ACTUAL</span> tool, you abandon the endeavor as a spinning blade whizzes inches away from your palm and embeds itself in the lobby floor!
“Ah-ah-ah! What did I say about keeping those hands outta’ yer’ pockets?” Croons your malevolent MC! “C’mon, Anton! Show us all what a MAN can do!”
When faced with the Hellish equivalent of a roided-out tiger with wings, most men tend to <span class="mu-i">DIE</span>... and you’re gonna have to do something if you want to remain an outlier in that little focus group! The question is, WHAT!? You just need a little more TIME for those TEKSOULS!
>Try to calm Rezzie down!
>Piss her off more!
>Just keep dodging her!
>Sling a spell at her! Dispel might work, right!?
>Mess up her wings a bit!
>Write-In!
