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The geld carnt go any farster, yez fink. You carnt see its eyes, but going by yer guttz it's going to give out in a few minutes.
You loop a cord noose in your arm with plenty of lax; when the Bone Beastie's close enough to the geld's rump, you get outy the ribcage and up the neck using the gaps like a ladder.
Reaching the head you noose the antlers for a safety, and bigg hupp off bonebrain's snout before the geld can make a gap again.
The messnjjerboi's so fixed on speeding the horse he doesn't even know you exist until you're in the air, and then he scrabbles for a wee sord at his side.
Which he fumbles and drops <span class="mu-r">lmfao</span>
Ainvat a roit blooman <span class="mu-r"><span class="mu-s">SHAME!!!</span></span>
You do him quick, don't even bovva wiv a combo: just ram yez Dagga in his kidneyback, next to the spine, then double-arm the grip and lift-push it hard as you can against his bodyweight. It slices through his ribs like hardened cheese, and when you can't really go up any more carved into shoulderplate at a bad angle and got stuck, you forcefully curve the blade into the spine. He's dedd; let him topple orf, outva way.
The horse slows a little, confused at the loss of instruction, slightly relieved that bonebrain's slowly lagging off behind.
Then it smells blood, then it smells <span class="mu-g">you</span>, then it starts panicking again.
Not being confident in dealing with troublesome animals Animal Handling or Mount Proficiency you do the next best fing: stab yez Dagga in itz neck and jump off.
While they bleed out, you help yourself on several mouthfuls of their blood until it stops dribbling out, then some slices off the messnjjerboi that might believably written off as fight wounds, then innada Pouch they go.
"<span class="mu-g">arrait bonebrain. Back to town. No, no, vat way, VAT WAY. Moran.</span>"
