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Actually, you grunt as you lever yourself out from under the covers, you’re feeling pretty good now–well, good <span class="mu-i">enough</span>!
“Glad ta’ hear it,” replies your skeleton as your muscles continue to protest with a light, dull ache replacing the overwhelming fatigue from a few minutes ago, “All dis’ swayin’ and bobbin’ is gettin’ me seasick… an’ I don’t even got a stomach!”
As your feet touch the floor, you immediately struggle to maintain your footing as the whole room sways–steadying yourself on the wall, you let out a low whistle as your equilibrium returns. Woof, you were tireder than you thought!
“Err, Stan?” Ly mutters as the deck above grows unnervingly quiet, “I don’t think dat’ was you-”
Just as you let go of the wall, you’re immediately knocked off your feet and onto the ground… along with every nautical-themed tchotchke below deck!
<span class="mu-b">ROLL 1d100 FOR REASONS! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!</span>
