>>6295426For a moment, you contrast the grand design of this guy's life versus your own. You don't really do anything cool like that. You're actually likely a net negative to the people around you. This... sucks. A tidal wave of depression knocks you bitterly into reality. Your life is dogwater. <span class="mu-s">Your LUCK drops to 4.</span>
VITALS......
HP: 12/9 (Excellent)
LUCK: 4 (Moderate)
STATS......
ACROBATICS: 1
BRAWN: 1
CHARISMA: 2
VIGILANCE: 2
INTELLIGENCE: 5 (Decent)
PROSPERITY: -2 (Bad)
SKILLS......
- Bowling (Moderate)
- Tech Deck (Excellent)
- Google SEO (Decent)
"Hey, cheer up. People do have worse lives."
<span class="mu-i">Okay, these are my private inside thoughts. Can you quit doing that?</span>
"Sorry. If it's any consolation, I didn't come here for a burger. I came here for you."
>ACCEPT. Oh, hell yes.>RUN. Oh, hell no.>IGNORE. Oh, hello weird scab shaped like the Mississippi River.>WRITE-IN. 