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"Take me home with you tonight. Sneak me out in your car. And give the ol' tip a flick while you're here."
"As you wish, milord" says Dr. Goldwater. "Getting you out of here won't be easy, but I will find a way". He gently flicks the last remaining drop of piss from the tip of your manliness, bows and exits the room.
A short while later Jim enters. "Good morning buddy, hope you're ready for- what the fuck?" He stands awestruck for a moment by the scene in front of him- you still completely nude, your crappy diaper from yesterday still on the floor, and everything covered in yellow pee. "No offense, but your case just keeps getting weirder and weirder. I'm not a urologist so it's not my business why there's piss everywhere, but I sure hope there's a good reason for it. Anyway, I've got a job to do and I'm still gonna do it. First let's see if you've shown any improvement since yesterday. Try and stand up, I'll help you".
Roll 1d100, 1 shot, DC 86