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The prince seems to be enjoying himself as he takes in the sights, sounds, and smells of a public theatre. He quickly adapts to the less savoury aspects of group entertainment. For example, to your eventual regret, you bought the prince a bag of assorted nuts. As the play starts, he notice that he throws more of the bags contents at people several rows bellow then eating. Luckily, they don't seem to notice. Not so lucky, is that its only a prelude of what is to come.
The prince is not the only one at the theatre making things hell for everyone else. People and Rat's alike seem to enjoy jeering and heckling at the actors, and at times, throwing something onto the stage. The professionals are more or less used to this and simply ignore the crowd to the best of their abilities. Sometimes, aptly dodging incoming vegetables. One of these more active groups is a plethora of rats two rows up that have been hooting and hollering since the play started. Their antics rub off on the prince.
During what is supposed to be a tense scene, the prince slowly slouches down into his seat and yells out "WATCH OUT, THIS GUY ABOUT TO GET RATTED ON". This causes the rowdy half of the theatre to laugh. You cant help but cringe. You always thought that a special place of repentance and punishment in the after life existing for people that talk in the theatre.
It seems that eventually, someone has had ENOUGH with the shenanigans. A human seating two rows down stands up and singles out the Prince! He uses him as a soap box to address the theatre.
"You brat! S!hut your damn mouth! Settle down or ill shove those peanuts down your throat! I came here to watch a PLAY not listen to you and these delinquents SQWACK all night!!!" he receives claps and cheers from the respectful half of the theatre for his bravery. The prince, attempts a retort, but is quickly shut down by the man shouting. The prince is unprepared to 'battle' with someone who is not willing to wait and listen to his wit.
>What do?
- Apologize to the man for the prince's behaviour
- Say and do nothing unless things get physical. Maybe this will teach the prince a lesson about being a jerk in public.
- Put your head into your hands and die from pure embarrassment.
- Defend the prince's honour and pick a fight with this dude at the kinoplex (Even though he completely in the right)
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