>>5124916As you move to ‘<span class="mu-i">persuade</span>’ him some more, the looter violently shakes his head! “NoNONONO it’s my real name–I SWEAR! Ch-check my wallet!”
With mild trepidation, you cautiously reach into his pants pocket for the proof you seek. Just when you start to feel eyes on your back, you find it–a light <span class="mu-g">DUCT-TAPE WALLET</span> empty save for <span class="mu-g">TWO DOLLARS, A CONDOM, AND A ROLPH’S GROCERY STORE MEMBER’S CARD!</span> examining the latter, you do a double-take when you read your captive’s name aloud: <span class="mu-g">’JOSEF MAMA!’</span>
Letting the card drop to the pavement, you look at him with a mixture of confusion and pity–you’re not sure if you should envy him or not!
“Just let me go, damn it!”
That wasn’t one of the choices, <span class="mu-i">JOE</span>! But that’s alright–you’ve got a few lined up for him:
>WHAT’S HIS DEAL? WHY IS HE BANDITING?>DOES HE HAVE ANY PONGOS ON HIM?>WHO’S THE BIG CHEESE? YOU WANNA TALK TO THEM!>WHY SHOULD I LET YOU GO?>NEVER MIND, I’LL TALK TO YOU LATER!>WRITE-IN! 