Summary:
>>5948281>"Is this servitor conscious?"[EXTREME NO]
>>5948317>If I play this same slot machine again right now, staying within my budget, will I win another jackpot?[NO]
>>5948335>If I were to continue playing will I win exuberantly?[NO]
>>5948358>In the near future, will a winner of a regular cash jackpot here buy a round (barrel) of Zlatino titty oil for everyone?[NO]
>>5948372>Does our new servitor have secret in-built weapons?[YES]
>>5948406>“Should I go and get a job now?”[UNCERTAIN]
>>5948455>Should we return to the Chapel at this time to be set on the path to becoming Emperor-Blessed?[YES]
>>5948524> Would keeping this Servitor be more advantageous than selling it for some extra credits?[WEAK YES]
>>5948856>Is she in good condition?[NO]
>>5948888>Should I headpat her right now?[YES]
>>5949011>Are there barrels of Zlatino fluids in the back of this casino that if I steal them in the near future, I wouldn't be detected?[YES]
The deck went cold again So, a headpat? Right now? Sure. A shrug and a tentative pat landed on the servitor's white hair. The response was instantaneous – a violent shudder and a head twitch so pronounced it looked like it might dislodge itself. Then came the horrifying screech.
"Physical Affection Err-r-r-r, Binary Protocol 323821-A, Memory Leeeeeeeeeeee-" The high-pitched whine morphed into a single, ear-splitting "eeee" that drew stares from every gambler in earshot.
Heads swivel in your direction, suspicion and unease flickering across the faces of other patrons. Before the commotion can escalate, a Tech-Priest, crimson robes billowing, bursts through the crowd. He wastes no time, yanking a tangle of wires - his "mecha-dentrites" - from his back and jamming them into a port on the servitor's neck.
The screech cuts off abruptly, replaced by an unsettling silence. The woman stands frozen, her eyes vacant.
"Terribly sorry for the inconvenience, sir," the Tech-Priest chuckles, a grating, clearly robotic voice. "Zlatino guarantees the quality of its products." His chrome face-plates shift and slide to a stiff, sorry smile. "Here, please accept this gift card as a token of our apology."
* Zlatino gift card for 50 Credits acquired *
