>>5285934The muscles in your face sting in protest as they contract into a look of complete and utter disdain… well, <span class="mu-i">weary</span> disdain. So that’s how they feel, huh?
Fighting against the tight grip of the covers around you, white-hot throbbing pain courses through your muscles as you rise to a sitting position! Bet <span class="mu-r">BORIS</span> never has this problem! It’s bad enough that your dumbass <span class="mu-i">friends</span> have to talk behind your back, but <span class="mu-i">LY?!</span> Shouldn’t he be, like, pumping food cells into your NDA or whatever? And where’s that deadbeat raccoon of yours? Probably eating all your <span class="mu-b">EMERGENCY TREATS!</span>
It’s not their fault, of course… not <span class="mu-i">COMPLETELY</span>. If this <span class="mu-r">SKELETON APOCALYPSE</span> has taught you anything, it’s that there are ‘<span class="mu-b">DOERS</span>’ and, uh….
‘<span class="mu-b">SCHMOOERS.</span>’ Yeah, that works.
Well you won’t ‘<span class="mu-i">Stan</span>’ for it, that’s for damn sure! You can barely sit for it! Ow!
Wriggling free of your plush prison isn’t easy–by the time you emerge from the cotton cocoon, you feel like you just finished running ten miles… carrying a <span class="mu-s">TRUCK!</span> As you catch your breath on the edge of the bed, your glare jumps from the deck above to the stairs standing in your way.
Kicking your legs over the side of the bed, you also notice a <span class="mu-g">WINDOW</span> to the right–besides providing an alternative route upstairs, it also provides you with a pleasant view of the sun making its way towards the hori-<span class="mu-s">WAIT, WHA?!</span>
Your arms fight you the whole way as you rub the sleep from your eyes. No matter how many times you clear them, the result is the same: it’s almost <span class="mu-b">SUNSET!</span> Holy cow!
Fueled by renewed drive (and drained by the muscle aches currently wracking your whole body), you prepare to make your grand entrance into your croni-err, <span class="mu-i">FRIEND’S</span> impromptu meeting! They wanna talk leadership? You’ll <span class="mu-i">TALK</span> leadership!
How exactly do you get up to them, though? Go on–<span class="mu-s">LEAD!</span>
>CLIMB THE STAIRS! IT’LL LOOK DRAMATIC AND YOU PROBABLY WON’T BREAK YOUR NECK IF YOU SLIP!>OUT THE WINDOW FOR MAXIMUM SURPRISE! IF YOU FALL YOUR JERK FRIENDS WILL JUST RESCUE YOU BEFORE YOU DROWN!>JUMP THROUGH THE FLOOR! NEVERMIND THE LAST ONE–THIS IS MAXIMUM SURPRISE!>ON SECOND THOUGHT, HAVE THEM COME TO YOU–SHOUT OR SOMETHING!>WRITE-IN!