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(EXTRA EVENT: Vandalizing, for FREEDOM!)
Early morning, just on the verge of sunrise. Just down the street, there was a roadway shrine to the Emperor. A Temple object and common sight in Shengesia. Hardly anyone would be awake at this time beyond the farmers in their fields outside the Commune, and Spray Guy had not been able to carry out his mission, the very thing he was in the propaganda team for, in a while.
So he set out and did it. With his precious cans of spray paint in hand, he vandalized the SHIT out of that shrine. He sprayed the shrine all over. He spelled out profanity in colorful splashing styles. He labeled it with profane imagery. He took out every bit of his rage upon this poor shrine. He VICTIMIZED it.
"Hah."
Spray Guy turned around.
"Oh shit-"
"Oh no no, no let me stop you. Oh yeah, you keep- you keep messing shit up. I'm sure you like mess shit up a lot."
"Uh..."
"Oh yeah, you mess that shit up. That what you do right? You mess shit up. I'm sure that all you do."
"I mean, I just- I didn't, I, wuh-uh."
"You know, you real fucking asshole, you know that? You so much asshole. You come here, you see pretty sight and you mess shit up. You fucking asshole. That your contribution to society. Oh yeah, you contribution is mess shit up. People work hard built that shit and make it look pretty and you come and mess shit up. Oh yeah. You real fucking winner, you know that?"
"Hey man! Look! I just like to make graffiti! Don't you go telling me I don't work! I fucking work! I do my job!"
"Bullshitto, what job you do? Paint shit on walls mess shit up? You fucking asshole, you real big dick. You know how rong it take for Monk wash shit off you spray? You know how angry Monks gonna be when find you mess shit up on shrine? Oh you real fucking dick, you go mess shit up, force people crean it up, and then you mess more shit up. You big fucking winner, you know that?"
"I-I..."
"Yeah. You do job. You job piss people off and ruin shit. You make nothing. You just asshole. You come up, spray shit, people crean it up. That all you do. You ruin shit. What work you doing? You mess shit up. I patrol street and make sure people not mess shit up. Why you be like this? Why you want mess shit up? Fucking idiot. If everyone mess shit up, nobody have anything reft."
"..."
"Yeah, you do nothing. Spray shit is nothing. You do nothing for anyone. You fucking asshole. That all you are. You know I could kill you for this? I could riterally kill you right now for do this shit."
"..." Spray Guy looked down.
The Wei patrolman snatched his spray paint cans away and threw them aside.
"I see you spray shit again, I beat your ass to purple. Now get out."
"Dude, I'm sorry, I just-"
"GET OUT NOW."
Spray Guy ran away. He thought 'am I really an asshole?'. He shook his head. "No... No, I'm doing the right thing. I'm vandalizing.... for freedom. I just brought freedom by vandalizing that shrine.... He's just mad he has to clean it up. Yeah, he's mad..."
