Rolled 36, 91, 13 = 140 (3d100)
>>5315218Jannies can suck my toes
Post more unholy squealing
Actions: Be ready for combat but try to rely on diplomacy and brainwashing techniques, if those fail, try to bribe the ratmen with our jewelry.
Spritz SU-75 perfume on ourselves if we must fight. +1 RS to strength, I believe.
In a pinch, we can squirt some Givenchy perfume in their eyes and run away.
I'm assuming ratmen are x2-5 our size and strength and there are multiple of them. Maybe if we get along, they have a harem of women Mohammed Saiful can defile.
Here goes nothing, rollan!
>Underground Gob posting 