We <span class="mu-i">WILL</span> be ready! Because the <span class="mu-b">CLEARWATER SANITATION COORDINATORS</span> are about to <span class="mu-s">LOAD UP!</span>
Both Eddie and Tucker respond to your rallying cry with looks of confusion laced with a pinch of pity.
“We uh… I’m sorry–<span class="mu-i">who?</span>” Tucker asks, looking to Eddie for assistance and earning a shrug for his troubles. Did these maroons seriously forget your <span class="mu-b">GANG NAME?</span> Come on, now!
“Oh, right!” Eddie sputters with a forced smile! “Err… any chance we could, uh, edit that name in the movie?”
No, you respond flatly, there <span class="mu-i">isn’t</span>! Now go rouse the others, you continue as you rise to your feet, break time’s over!
“You got it, boss.” Tucker salutes as Eddie leaps to his feet! “When are we leaving?”
In a bit, you reply, you’ve got a <span class="mu-r">RACCOON</span> to wrangle, after all!
Slowly turning your head towards the hallway leading to the bedrooms, your eyes lock with two glowing orbs watching you warily from around the corner!
https://youtu.be/7wsTWT7tA7s<span class="mu-b">ROLL ME 1d100+5 TO WRANGLE A RACCOON WITHOUT GETTING TORN UP OR DESTROYING THE WHOLE PAD! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS! Feel free to write in any specific strats!</span>
