Quoted By:
>"All that remains is the hollow pride of a weathered knight." ("HE TOOK MY FUCKING ARM. THIS PAPIER-MÂCHÉ MOTHERFUCKER!")
The cube in <span class="mu-b">Containment Cell A</span> opens up and is <span class="mu-r">immediately smashed to pieces</span> as the long coiling segments of an pseudo-centipede furiously thrash about.
"I, you... Zzzcoundrel! ZZZINNER! TWO-LEGGED BEAZZZT!" The car-sized insect's buzzing voice is filled with righteous indignation. As the origami anomaly sweeps through the room and rears up - to the height of a grown man, no less - you catch a glimpse of the intricate folded armor and the scribbled insignias and emblems which adorn each pleat, crimp, and fold. The craftsmanship is of high quality. You eyes widen at its magnificence.
Clutched against its right side, the anomaly is burdened by its huge double-handed (quadruple-appendaged?) long sword, which bleeds an oozing black substance from its tip onto the cell floor. Indelible stains begin to pool where the drops fall. Finding none of the accused, the anomaly coils up defensively in the center of the room, poised with its zweihander at the ready.
"If not exzztinguished... where have you gone, Goaler? And where have you brought me hence?"
<span class="mu-s">The Knight of Pen and Paper has been acquired.</span>
Hour 0, Shift 2
Quota: 0/8 PRODUCT generated
Collected E-Energy: 0 packets
E-Energy Generated/Hour: 0 packets/hour
Collected PRODUCT: 0 boxes
Anomaly and Oddity Work Orders [1 Hour]
>The Egg of Human Endeavors
>TOMORROW GIRAFFE
>The Knight of Pen and Paper
>PRODUCTION Room
- Employees A, B, C, D, and F are available.
- No one is guarding the outer facility.
Miscellaneous Works [Variable]
>Make an intercom announcement, send a PDA message, etc. (What do you want to say?)
>Host an interview with an employee. (With who?)
>Investigate..?
>Write in.