>>5183162*Short history
But you have heard of me
>>5183163If I dial it back do I get some reptilian agent pussy?
>>5183166I'm younger than you in physical years but I'm a hundred years your elder in the Yu-Gi-Oh spirit realm.
>>5183167>UnnecessaryListen here you little cunt fuck rat shit bastard, if you don't think this petty bickering is absolutely integral to not only MY LIFE but the lifeblood of /qst/ and millions of absolute SOLDIERS around the world, I've got a bridge to sell you, and it's UP YOUR ASS. Maggots like you make me vomit the maggots I ate for breakfast and shat for lunch and ate again for dinner that came before you, because you're a whole new breed of maggot. You don't even grow up to be a bee or fly or anything one day, you just live your instar life as a dirt scrounging pus-filled WORM that can't even flap himself out of a wet paper bag. I bet you LIKE the wet paper bag! Sour grapes, right? Stockholm Syndrome, perhaps? You CANT GET out of the paper bag so you LEARN TO LOVE the wet paper bag. You make me absofuckinglutely sick. I spit.
Fae Smelter has gone on an autism rampage and no one can stop him. Or... Or can you? N-no... Don't be foolish... There's spaghetti everywhere, he's in his element. There's nothing you can do... You must...
>Resist with all your might! Roll 1d1 to clench your cheeks to prevent an invasion! DC: 2>Succumb. Let him have the hole. Your days upon earth are but a shadow, and all your knowledge has proven false. Fae Smelter is love. Fae Smelter is lif-NO.
NOT YOU!!
YOU DONT GET TO PICK!!!!
YOU'RE NOT IN MY QUEST, IM CALLING SECURITY TO KICK YOU OUT!!!
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This was a simulation. Insert another quarter to play agaHHHHH IM TRAPPED IN THE MACHINE IM STUCK IN THE INTERNET DON'T JUST FUCKING STAND THERE YOU FUCKING GUY PULL ME THROUGH YOUR SCREEN ALSO CAN I SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH FOR A NIGHT OR THREE??!??!??!!
