>>6090927H-Hell no!
>>6090939>>6090957>>6090965How about this? I'll walk away in the opposite direction, and if I run into that freak again I'll apologize-
>"My my~, I'm feeling quite clawy myself!"...I'm sorry...
>"How can you say you are "horny" when you yourself don't have any horns, mm? Wouldn't "handy" be more appropriate? "Hairy"? "Teethy"?"I'm sorry.
>"Nonetheless, what might you be looking for?"I just... Wanna get out of here...
>"Oh sure sure, I'm sure you don't mind me keeping *this* then, mmm?"Huh, weird, it's really dark, but with this thing's eyes providing a small source of light it almost looks like MY WATER BOTTLE??!
>""This thing"?! Rude rude! Just clawful!! Kukukuku~"H-How's that possible?! I swear I grabbed right after I fell down the hole and put it in my back pocket- Oh... it was... just a metal pipe.
>"Kukuku~ Your propensity for self-narrationing is truly clawinspiring miss!"Sh-Shut up, give me that!
>"KUKUKUKUKU~!" *pit pat pit pat pit*C-Crap, she's running back down the left hall! Come back here fucker! It'll be a cold day in Hell before I let a weirdo homeless cosplayer steal my shit! Especially one dressed like a DAMN CRAB!!
