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Well, you think to yourself as you swap out GRANDPA’S RIFLE for your ROCKET LAUNCHER, at least you won’t have to worry about Lil’ Stanley falling off! Spinning to avoid the hail of bones from the skeletons lining the stairs around you, you take aim for the nearest bit of masonry below you and let loose with a rocket!
The whizzing projectile impacts with the wall almost immediately, and spreading your arms wide for, you dunno, ‘WIND-SPACING’, or something, your gamble pays off when you’re launched back towards where you came from like a yo-yo being pulled back by its string!
As the stairs crumble below you, you take the opportunity to engage in a little more redecorating, starting with the steps carrying SKELETONS! Letting more rockets fly with reckless, but relatively normal in your case, abandon, you reduce several squads of BONE KNIGHTS to dust, scattering their melted armor to the air like napkins at a gusty picnic!
You’re just about to land when your robed acquaintance from before blinks into your path! Caught in his bony embrace, Lil’ Stanley barely manages to leap off of your head before a jolt of magic energy courses through your body. As you feel your blood boil under your skin, your ‘pet’ lands on the sorcerer’s hooded head and immediately tears into it like a plate of nachos!
Startled, confused, and utterly mortified, the Order Skeleton loses concentration just long enough for you to burst free of his grasp… that and deliver a fistful of CLAW into his temple! Collapsing to the floor in a sputter of blue flames, your opponent surrenders his BONE MARROW to you easily as you toss Lil’ Stanley back onto your shoulder and continue storming up the stairs!
TIIIIIM, you repeat with renewed vigor, YOU’RE A DEEAAAAAD MAAAAAAN!
>CONTD.
