>>6100022“Oh, Merlin! I don’t want to DIE! Not now, not like this! I’ve never had sex! I’ve never even been kissed! I dooooon’t want to die a kissless virgiiiinnn!”, Macy whines out and you join Emmy in giggling. 260…
And with that, daddy reaches over, never taking his eyes off the road to open the center dash, revealing <span class="mu-s">The Button</span> in all its Gryffindor red glory.
“Jenn, sweetie, do you want to do the honors?”
“Why does she always get to push <span class="mu-s">The Button</span>, dad!?”, you sister asks in a mock whine of jealousy.
“Because daddy loves me more!”
“Lies! I love my beautiful girls equally, I just know how much my little Jennifer loves <span class="mu-s">The Button</span>, Emmy. You can do it next time!”, daddy shouts out to be heard over the roar of an engine and the high-pitched whine and shouts of a 14-year-old girl while the fields flew by in the twilight. 280kph..
“Jenn. JENN! What is that? What is <span class="mu-s">The Button</span>!”, your bespectacled friend demands to know, turning to look at you with eyes wide as dinner plates.
“It’s the Giggle Switch, Macy! It’s <span class="mu-i">fun</span>!”, Emmy helpfully explains while laughing.
“I don’t know what that means, EM! Jennifer Sanders, you do not touch that fucking button, do you hear me!!! I will brew a potion to turn your face into a horse’s ass! You won’t leave the healers till after you graduate! Jenn!”, Macy, shouts, cursing for one of the only times you can recall while you grin and lean forward, finger hovering over <span class="mu-s">The Button</span>.
“But, Macy! It is such a pretty red! We Gryffindors do love that color, you know.”, you say, teasing her just a bit.
“JENN!”
>The call of The Button, the Giggle Switch and God-like speed is irresistible. It calls to you. Punch it!>Take some pity on your jumpy friend; besides she is going to stay for at least a day. Might as well not spoil everything at once. Close the center console, ask daddy to start tooling Sally down in a few minutesOOC: After this, one way or another we will see how good of a Gryffindor your younger friend is.
