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Patriot is studying your badge of authority. He does not seem impressed. And your corporate attire appears to have irked him, riled him up even further. He gestures threateningly with the baseball bat, pointing it at your face and also your strange ID -
Now I - I fought for my country. No medals, but I got migraines, tinnitus and a divorce. Claims rejection letters and a wait list for referrals to see a head doctor. What authority do you think that badge gives you over me...?
Pink has cornered Alice, and is glowering at her, pulling faces and wolfishly lolling her tongue across her lips and bared teeth. Alice is terrified.
>Stab Patriot without warning as he gives his veteran pity speech (roll N=1+1d4, then roll Nd78 hit on SWORDS)
>Try and reason with Patriot, placate him somehow...? (write in)
>Oh, I think there is a Doctor of some sorts in the back of the salon right here, he might be able to help you... (try and use the nervous man / Dr Suleman Bayraktar to distract the intruders)
>Oh I think this girl right here is training to be a medical professional, maybe she can give you some counselling (try and use Alice to distract the intruders)
>Shout loudly: Karl, these guests are here to see you...
>Stammer at Patriot: I... look, I-I just... wanted a haircut... I have nothing against you... just... a haircut...
>Look into the salon mirror lamentfully, at your bedraggled and unkempt hair