>>6053436>write>visit the sites of local urban legends>end with the places where TTPD (hurhurhur) Sgts Schubert and Warner got turned to ham.This will work like a horror movie date. Scare the pants off the girl, and the undies will follow.
Dress comfy: sweatshirt and sweatpants. 2 Cokes before starting, 2 to top up our energy levels in between. Coke Cherry and Vanilla if we're feeling fancy.
Side objective: see if we can detect magic in any of these places, and especially on the murdersite of the two cops. Maybe we'll get a tiny clue how BoD works.
Have Nemoryss on speed dial in case the Terrytown Truffleman is real.