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Huh? Oh! Oh shit!
Your name…
Damn it, sorry! Your name is <span class="mu-b">TALBOT SCHUMER</span> and you’re kind of a big deal! Having finally kicked Evil’s scrawny ass back into the dirt, you managed to set up a date with Stan and uh… and it’s great because… you really dig her and…
Um….
Okay, sorry, but you’ve gotta say it: you <span class="mu-i">totally</span> screwed yourself by wearing this damn <span class="mu-r">DRESS SHIRT!</span> Like, it was really chill of Tucker to lend you it and all, but something about it set Stan off and now… now she’s wearing this <span class="mu-r">REALLY SLINKY DRESS</span> and you can barely think straight!
She’s being a total dick about it, too, leaning towards you and all! Is she <span class="mu-i">TRYING</span> to distract you? She’s totally doing this on purpose–gotta be!
Taking a steadying swig from your beer, you summon every bit of willpower you have to keep your eyes from centering on <span class="mu-r">STAN’S CHEST</span>–Art told you himself: chicks <span class="mu-i">HATE</span> pervy guys! He’d know, too, he’s basically the only other dude in the group who’s getting any! N-not that <span class="mu-i">you</span> haven’t gotten some, of course! In the past! Duh!
Wiping the grease from your brow, you feel a sensation akin to being in a plane falling out of the sky as Stan stares at you expectantly with that cute tooth of hers sticking out of her mouth! Does… does she want another ice cream cone? Man, girls SUCK!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute, here… Kiki gave you advice for this kind of thing… something about ‘<span class="mu-i">going for it</span>?
Wait, nah, that was <span class="mu-r">MITZ.</span> She doesn’t know anything about picking up chicks–she <span class="mu-i">IS</span> one! Maybe if you were ‘<span class="mu-i">playing for the other team</span>’ and wanted a dude, or something…
Right, Kiki said that when the talking stalls, the <span class="mu-s">GUY</span> should take the lead! Okay, you think to yourself with a reassuring nod, s-so what should you do?
<span class="mu-b">WHAT DO YOU SAY TO STAN?</span>
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