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>VORTEX: Throw 15 A-Energy into the Vortex to get Q-Energy back.
>VORTEX: Throw in some other things for ???...
Employee P grumbles meaningless binary patterns to himself <Relatable.> as he steps up to the Vortex. "I've had enough of weird anomalous bullshit. Let's get this over with."
Employee P tosses the 15 A-Energy capsules into the Vortex. Almost instantly, 23 Q-Energy capsules fall out and onto the ground. Huh, you expected 10. Guess A-Energy is the more valuable one here.
Employee P pushes the capsules to the side with his foot before holding up the PIPIS. Seems like it was the one partially taste tested by Employee V. Employee P tosses it in, followed by the Spamton Nutrinose.
<span class="mu-b">A scarf made out of strange looking strings is quickly spat out of the Vortex.</span> It flutters through the air before landing on top of the Q-Energy
Employee P <span class="mu-b">quickly backs away from it.</span> "Yeah. I don't want any fucking part of that, thank you very much."
"Now, a...gold bar?" Employee P looks up at the camera. "S-4M. The cow thing was one thing but at least the hobo doesn't know where he is."
"I got this, though." Employee P pulls out several of the golden coins they use for Fortune works. Ah, that works well enough. Like it's an incredibly messed up wishing well. "Make a wish!" Your voice buzzes over the intercom.
"Pft. I wish that I could get M-Company to sign me up for a record deal." Employee P tosses the two coins into the swirling, chaotic mass of pink light.
<span class="mu-b">A record pops out of the vortex.</span> Employee P picks it to get a closer look at the label. The disappointment he has radiates from his face. "Wonder of You. From Elvis. Of course."
"Alright, what else do we have?" Employee P tosses the anti-anomaly bullet into the vortex. This time, two objects are spat out of the Vortex. It shrinks about ten percent after this last exchange.
The first one is a vial of oil with a faint dull, metallic green hue to it. The second one is a picture of an oddly familiar woman with a labcoat on.
Bright blonde hair, dull and hollow green eyes, and a frown that could cut your skin just by looking at it. Next to her is a young, bright eyed man with messy black hair and a dull faced man...huh. You swore you just saw him.
"Weird." Employee P has no association with whoever's on them, so he puts it onto the pile of randomly generated garbage. "I'm done, S-4M. See you around. "See you too."
YOU HAVE OBTAINED THE FOLLOWING!
>Puppet Scarf (+???, armor? Looks really sharp, could be used as a weapon?)
>23 Q-Energy. 100% efficency in transmutation.
>"Wonder of U" Record. You could play in the jukebox but otherwise, there's no real point to this. Might boost morale?
>Vial of Oil. (Can be applied to any melee weapon you have to grant a temporary +1 FORCE against anomalies. Might also allow you to damage otherwise unhurtable anomalies.)
>Old Picture. (Oddly familiar. Maybe those who were at the facility before would recognize them?)
