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Why, why! It was all going so well! Now she's going to be all scared and lonely and quiet again. Is this your fault? Was it wishful thinking? Did you think you had the pattern nailed down? Whatever the case, this truly is like one of those old novellas you used to watch with your mom- because you are crying too!
λ ???: GOOD MORNING MEDDLING GOBLIN!
Oh- crap! It seems you forgot the Law of Cycles outside again, and now Magical Girls are peeking from it! And at the worst possible time!
λ The one that makes holograms: I bid congratulations to my beloved overly-protective mother-in-law from the dark depths of outer space. You didn't turn anyone into an accountant on this fine day! And for that, we are thankful.
You look away, offended. That was ONE time, and at least that girl has financial stability now. It's nothing compared to all the good that you've done. It's crystal clear that these girls never had to know how bad rent can get.
λ The one that makes people fall in love at first sight: PRAYING WORKS, EVERYONE! SHE DIDN'T ROYALLY FUCK EVERYTHING UP!! HALLELUJAH!! SHE'S BECOMING CAPABLE OF NOT TURNING LITTLE GIRLS INTO MAGICAL KINGPINS!! SISTERS, LET US PRAY!!
You wipe your eyes with a sleeve the size of twenty-seven trillion squirrels as you cross your arms over your chest- you do not deserve this slander and you will not acknowledge it. Besides, in all the other timelines she became a grumpy therapist hired by the mob, so at least now there's one where she had /fun/ at some point in her life.
λ The one that turns off lights: Good job, Kaname Madoka. The casualty rate this time is the same as the last twenty thousand seventy-eight times but at least it's unrelated to you, at least this time. Your statistics improve every day you don't force introverted teenagers into awkward love triangles, so keep that in mind, and keep it up!
Completely unfair and uncalled for, you did NOT sign up for all this ungratefulness. It's perfectly natural that you have a little fun because, in the end, is for the good of everyone, because they all need their goddess to be in a good mood. That being said... Nobody wants their privacy invaded, but... sometimes, it's fine. Sometimes, someone else has to drag them out of their shell, whether they like it or not. It just so happens that sometimes that goddess was you.
...You sigh. There's no way out of this, not even for a goddess. After a while, you decide you deserve the punishment of knowing the aftermath of this story- even though you didn't do anything, or exactly because you didn't do anything. That plan was simply too risky, even for a freak of nature like Angel Imeredala.
