>>5234465>>5235562You rapidly assemble an improbably elaborate series of traps in order to stall the thug. You wait as the oaf rumbles down the hotel stairs and turns through the door into the lobby.
The second you see the whites of his eyes, you shoot the bottle of booze, which lands on a plank of wood, sending the spittoon skyward into the potted tree. Nutrient-rich sludge spilled from the spittoon causes the tree to grow, attracting a woodpecker, which drills into the side of the tree, creating a pile of sawdust. The window focuses sunlight onto the sawdust, causing the flammable powder to ignite. The fire heats up the surrounding air, causing a slight upward breeze that dislodges a playing card from its delicate perch on the card table. It floats upward, then falls on top of a domino line of stacked cards, causing them all to fall. The cascading cards fly in all directions, and one of them lands in the crack of a barrel. This barrel is already filled to the brim, and the touch of cardboard right in the chink in its armor causes it to catastrophically fail; the barrel ruptures and spills pickles and vinegar everywhere. A puddle of vinegar splatters to the ground. It finds its way into the grooves of the wooden floor, quickly slithering through the grouted tiles and straight to a spilled box of baking soda. Kaboom! The resulting explosion dislodges the axes from the plaque, which drop right onto the goon’s noggin and knock him silly.
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