>>5197098... Ed extracts the grey sludge from the PRODUCT box and plunges the needle into Employee S's arm. But it's already too late.
<span class="mu-r">Sundance Cassidy is dead!</span>
"F-Fuck." "Fuck!" The two of you recoil at the fatal message slowly crawling across the console screen. You gnash your teeth in absolute frustration. So much for the wonders of PRODUCT!
Life sign have ceased; all treatments are futile. And yet...
The body on the floor begins to twitch violently. Employee E steps back. Suddenly charged with ghastly vigor, the corpse begins to smash itself against the ground with such force that you can hear the bones <span class="mu-i">crack!</span> With a final smash of its own head, <span class="mu-b">a perfectly preserved copy of S's body</span> erupts out of the original corpse in a spray of putrefied gore!
"What the fuck!" Employee E starts retching. You quickly mute the audio feed.
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jefferisveryconfuswhat
"O-O-Okay." You take a deep breath in, stand up, and shift your focus to something that you can actually understand. "J-JEFF, keep an eye on the f-facility for me and use the an-announcement system for updates. T-Tell Casey to arm the s-security team i-if she can."
"Got it!"
"R-R-Right then." You snatch your trusted riot baton and, doubling back, the ribboned length of rebar. Man, oh man, are your teeth chattering in anticipation...