>>5652389Fulton, talking to inanimate objects and expecting them to respond to you isn't a talent, it's a warning sign of schizophrenia. You gotta get a grip, okay? And even if a statue <span class="mu-i">could</span> talk what would it say? Go on about what it thinks of masonry? Listen, their rocks in the shape of objects. They're just icons of something else, representational art, just because they look like the Saint of Finding and Pursuing doesn't mean they'll have anything to say about finding things in hidden places or pursuing prey. You think just because something looks like something else it establishes some kind of resonance and means you get weird sympathy effects? come on, is the rock going to give a sense of where to find interesting things? it's a rock, man, and you need therap...
okay I'll grant you this one this ONE time, but it doesn't usually work