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>Fight Sephiroth
You decided you have had enough of Sephiroth's shit try to fight him but he reminds you that you are a little fruity pie twink and starts stabbing the shit out of you and then he lifts you up by his long sword and holy shit that is painful like seriously you guys look at that shit you are literally being held up by a huge fucking sword impaled through your shoulder like fuck dude you could slide down at the angle this asshole is holding you up on it and cut yourself more like shit that is painful
"Cloud, we should do a convoluted time travel plot." Sephiroth says.
"W-what....?" You mutter, trying to ignore the fucking sword impaled in your shoulder.
"Think about it. We should have a bunch of mystery niggas in black cloaks that fly around come up and subvert the expectations epicly and then we can charge players seventy dollars for the same game again not only twice but three times in a row by leaving it on a cliffhanger each time. And we can throw in a Gilgamesh appearance for the brownie points too." Sephiroth explains.
"What the hell are you talking about...?!" You say, looking at him like the schizo he is.
"I poured out all your Redbull by the way." He says
"YOU DID WHAT?"
"It's true. I went in your fridge while you were asleep and poured each can down the drain."
THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
>Inform him that Kefka is a better villain because unlike him Kekfa is intelligent, nihilistic and has a wicked sense of humor.
>Use the Knights of the Roundtable, the strongest summon in the game
>Cry like a bitch and call for help like the weak twink you are
>Address the immense homoerotic sexual tension here already.
