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You start knocking out the miscellaneous works first to get into the proper mindset of the Manager.
>Make an intercom announcement
<span class="mu-i">PSSSHHHHT-</span>
<span class="mu-s">"Good mooooooooooooooooorning, Greater Nevada! I hope you employees all had a nice beauty sleep,"</span> you announce over the crackling radio. How else to rouse the rabble, wake the sluggards for a new shift?
<span class="mu-s">"Your style tip of the day is: 'You can't pull off poses if you don't stretch.' They're as easy as 1, 2, 3, so don't skip them! Let's have a *fabulous* workday!"</span>
<span class="mu-i">TSCHHHCK-</span>
Everyone in the break room shares a general sense of bemusement, a wink, a smile, a nudge of the elbow. Aleth chokes back laughter and Frank just shakes her head. You do feel a little guilty when Ed and GUY start stirring from their respective rests, but it's alright. It's fine. It's fine. Everything's alright.
(So much for trying to be cool, eh?)
>Assign Chardy to Guard Duty for this hour
PM - Employee C
ACE DANDY: You're up for guard duty this hour.
C: Certainly sir.
C: I do feel rather invigorated after your announcement.
Employee C walks out of the break room, down the stairs, and up and out of sight.
>NOTE TO SELF
- Buy the rabbit man a new arm
It won't be a high class treatment like an arm grown from his own stem cells, but there's most certainly a catalog out there with cheap, accessible, and high quality arm prosthetics.
(Choose two, hehe.)
>Tell Frank to investigate the beer vending machine. It was "hired" as an employee. Is it alive or something? Be nice to it or we won't get beer! And you know what happens then...
"H-Hello? This is Frank speaking, number 22095." Frank kneels down, peeking into the vending output slot. She almost leans in further, but wisely decides not to shove her entire head into the very wide slot. "I just wanted to conduct an in-person assessment about how you feel about our facility so far."
"'Alcohol is humanity's friend,'" drones a low voice from within the vending machine. "'How can you abandon a friend?'"
"Oh, I see, sir. So you're on duty right now?"
"'DRINK!'" A multi-jointed spindly black arm juts out of the slot and gives a thumbs up.
"I see then. I won't keep you any longer, sir. Have a nice day!" Frank waves with vigor with a little customer service smile, before heading back to her seat. Daisy continues talking, completely oblivious to the audience.
Ok, what the hell was that conversation..?
