You briefly considered lying to your nephew. It was a knee-jerk reaction, but you couldn’t help but feel ashamed of yourself. He was smart enough to read between the lines, and you didn’t want him thinking that there was genuine animosity between his father and his uncle.
So, you did what you do best. You spoke the truth, but not the whole truth.
<span class="mu-r">“Yeah. It’s about me.”</span> you admitted.
Richard looked alarmed by your honest declaration.
<span class="mu-r">“It’s one of those things where we’re both right and need to balance multiple things. Part of the headaches of being an adult. We’d be terrible role models if we let that get in the way of cake before dinner, though!”</span>
Peter looked a bit confused by the complex implications of your statement, but he seemed to relax a bit when he noticed the tension draining out of the room. Your brother on the other hand didn’t appear to be entirely satisfied with this conclusion, but he was at least comfortable with letting the matter drop for now. You knew that you’d be having this conversation again later, but that was a problem for the Ben Parker of the future.
Because tonight, the Parkers were going to pig out.
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<span class="mu-b">“For the record, we’re not making a habit out of this.”</span> Richard said as he savored his slice of strawberry shortcake.
You gave him a flat look.
<span class="mu-r">“Just shut up and eat.”</span>
Peter chuckled through a mouthful of strawberries and whipped cream frosting.
<span class="mu-r">“Remember, we need to make this thing disappear before Vic gets home, so I hope you’ve got room for seconds.”</span>
Peter snapped a lazy salute and nodded. He then muttered a muffled declaration that you assumed to be an affirmation.
<span class="mu-b">“You’re such a bad influence.”</span>
Richard said, shoveling another forkful of cake into his mouth. You all shared a laugh after that, but all signs of good cheer died when your sister walked through the front door.
<span class="mu-g">“Hey, sorry I’m late. You wouldn’t believe the…traffic…”</span>
For a minute, none of you said anything. You’d been too startled to even consider hiding the evidence, and now it was far too late to make any sly maneuvers.
What will you say?
>Point to Richard. ”It was his idea. Pete and I tried to stop him, but he forced us into it.”>”Surprise! We bought this to celebrate that ‘trip’ you were planning. I hope you don’t mind that we decided to start without you.”>”...Want some?”>”Well…it’s getting pretty late, fellas. I think I’m gonna pack it in for tonight.”>Write-in.Pastebins:
Character Sheet:
https://pastebin.com/1ZihFYSVEquipment and Gear:
https://pastebin.com/WAhveFAdContacts:
https://pastebin.com/WdcFXD2s10 Commandments of the Desperados:
https://pastebin.com/Qpr2jVPECostumes:
https://pastebin.com/5Jie54X2The Huntsman’s Travel Guide:
https://pastebin.com/PU6LWsip