>>5659920>>5659929>>5659933>>5660580https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toSJFX6mmZwMiles upon miles away, near Pyrite City (Its expanded from when it was a town), deep in the Under... sat Niamic's Mafia-Free Game and Grub Corner! The bright smiling face of its mascot Pumpkaboo wiggling on its sign in bright neon effigy.
Inside though, past the sodajerks and the voltorb flip card and the Drill Dozer gatcha machines, a much more somber mood overtakes the room.
Roger sits in the backroom, the lanky lump of lethargy looming over a litany of literary- paper.
Roger is flipping through piles of paper, blue ones with pictures of buildings, white ones with laws... Even a few red ones.
"Hmmm... what if... I were to disguise myself as a famous rock star, and claim I am hosting a concert in the prison... and then we can start a riot and sneak Gurie out while the police escort us to safety! They wouldn't want a famous celebrity to get hurt right."
"Daaaaaaaad none of us can play!" Piper complained, slumped on a table, Gurie jr bundled atop her head. "How can we pretend to be rockstars?"
"Well... what if we just pay real ones?" Roger drums his fingers on the desk thinking. "Beverly? You have any ideas."
A woman in a yellow jacket looks up from her Rotom phones, plural. "Oh... With respect Roger... this isn't going to work." She waves a finger, the Rotoms flying away as she dismisses the trio. "They are expecting us to rescue her, the whole thing's a setup." She sighs. "What if they set up a ditto decoy, or bug her, or just have some mole spying on her."
"But what's even the point of being a dangerous criminal gang if we can't use crime to help people?" The Crime lord pouts.
"Listen, we have three people on the inside already." Beverly says shrugging. "Gurie should be fine... And if we need more we can just get arrested!"
"Hmmm..."
"We doesn't include you Roger. You still have to raise Piper." Beverly says frowning.
"Booooo." Piper groans. "That's boring!"
"Yeah boo Beverly!"
The woman sighs, her rotom dex's floating back into her view. "Whatever..."
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