You see a large gathered crowd of individuals amidst the riot of red backstage from the inner sanctum of the Pagoda - all around are swathes of silk in scarlet. But what is your plan for getting the attention of the right one?
>You have decided to abandon the mission of Arvel Straunge-Trull, for it is now replaced by a far more important mission: stealing underpants. Try and find some underpants to steal (QM: you can also try and look for some better clothes)
>Just shout out extremely loudly, over the clashing gongs, cymbals, drums and incessant flutes and screeching zither rehearsal music: I want Arrow-Porn! Is there any Arrow-Porn here? Noble Lord son of A Raw Prawn? Anyone? Give me Arrow Porn! (QM: unfortunately you lack linguistic proficiency to pronounce the name of Arvel's companion correctly, it is too Strange and foreign.)
>Maybe if you blend into the crowd for a while, you will be able to notice who is unusual. But how can you do this?
>Something else? Write-in.
